Anjaana Anjaani: Don’t watch it, It’s an order!!!

Sajid Nadiawala along with Eros international brings to us the most boring, most pathetic, most painful love story ever. Thought it might have recovered its money before the release with a brilliant marketing strategy but it completely fails to win the audience. The film is so bad that I just don’t understand where to start from.

Set in New York, the film starts with 2 loosers, Kiara (Priyanka Chopra) and Aakash (Ranbir Kapoor) both trying to commit suicide on the same bridge at the same time. Aakash, a stock market professional gets bankrupt when the markets crash, leaving a loan of 12 million on his company. Kiara on the other hand gets cheated by her childhood love Kunal (Zayed Khan). A series of lame suicide attempts by the leads proves unsuccessful, which makes them believe they wait till the new year for suicide finale.

Watching “Anjaana Anjaani” is a painful experience, so bad that u might also consider giving your life away. Claimed as a romantic comedy, the film lacks both solely because of the uncertainty of almost everything. In the name of comedy it gives you a string of regressive jokes which are hard to laugh at. As far as the romance is concerned, it can be called as the most unromantic love story of all times.

The film has no script, and is weakly executed. Even the leads couldn’t do anything due to badly defined roles. Love story’s only work on treatment because it has nothing special to offer with the story, the makers of “Anjaana Anjaani” failed to understand this and only worked on the fancy locations and promotion strategies.

The only ace in the film is the music by duo Vishal – Shekhar which also you will hate at the end of such a terrible experience. The blame of this debacle goes on the director of the film (Siddharth Anand) who had got no clue what he was making. And to top it all it is 2 hours 32 minutes long making you kill yourself in the cinema hall.

I am going with a half out of five for Siddharth Anand’s “Anjaana Anjaani”, it’s predictable, boring and one of the worst films made this year.

Rating: 0.5/5.